It's the best time of the year.

male-witch:

royal-creep:

fandombatched:

cirquereveur:

missythemermaid:

thewieneryears-deactivated20130:

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

play-nice-everyone:

magebird:

otto-rocket:

otto-rocket:

otto-rocket:

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First day of life up until 6th grade 
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Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School
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Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that
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Slowly it started growing back and then….
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I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)
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At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT

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A year on HRT

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Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasn’t been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.

Update:

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2 years since my coming out 

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2 years on hrt

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2.3 years on hrt

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2 and a half years on hormones 

Its been a while since I’ve done an update so here it goes

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At this point I am 3 years into my Hormone Replacement Therapy. I’m thriving. 

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These pictures were taken days apart and I am 3 and a half years into my medical transition (The picture on the right was also posted by Instagram on all their major social media handles attached with an interview I did with them for International Women’s Month)

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During this time I was 4 years into HRT. Clearly living for it.

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I am currently 4 and a half years into HRT, 5 years into socially transitioning, 6 years into when i first came out to my community around me and I’m loving life more than I ever thought I would. 

😍😍😍 I’m such a hopeless lesbian! What a beauty! What a wonderful story of claiming identity! I love it!

Bitch I’m not even lesbian and she’s hot as fuck!!!! 😍😍😍

snartmo:

princesschillona:

goodness-gracious-great-balls-of:

If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

You put this into words way better than I could have

The amount of people willing to base their ideals on pretending they’re the lead character of an action movie is ridiculous.

themockingjay-wholived:

saintkathryn:

BLOSSOM

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BUBBLES


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AND BUTTERCUP

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HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

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yourbigsisnissi:

onetimeisawacat:

I’m crying

proud puppy is proud

coolmanfromthepast:

dangerbooze:

😂😂😂

“Nowadays, everything blows up.” 😆

vincenzo327:

aphroditesfever:

jedimasterkat:

jaxxgarcia:

That time I played Never Have I Ever with Party Gays

I AM FUCKING DYINGGGGG

IM LITERALLY CRYINGGG

I AM DYING FROM LAUGHTER

friendlytroll:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pervocracy:

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often

cryptiboy:

somebodys gonna take the “socializing in a friendly manner with the FBI agent monitoring me” too literally and make a whole rant about how it’s actually really horrible that we’re humanizing and undemonize the fbi and it’s creepy big brother schtick and half of the website is gonna feel guilty and embarrassed for laughing at this joke and will avoid posts that even mention the fbi and the other half are gonna send death threats to the op of the original post and they’re gonna get driven off of tumblr saying some shit like “I’ve realized how toxic and unwelcoming this website is I need some time for myself” and then months later somebody’s gonna point out how it was a coping mechanism form of humor because we literally can do nothing about the fbi monitoring us and then everyone will feel stupid no matter what side they took and we’ll all silently agree to never bring it up again until five years from now in one of those “memes from 2018” posts